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01.10.2002//fear of stale meringues, or stalemeringueophobia
beats !!
dad: i'm going out, need anything from the outside world? me: yeah, get me some fat free meringues so i don't pig out on potato chips and cinnamon toast crunch like i did today. dad: but if you already pigged out, you can't have MORE junk tonight, even if it IS healthier! me: i know, i won't have any tonight. dad: then it doesn't really make sense for me to get meringues if you're not going to eat them tonight. me: well you asked me if i wanted anything from the outside world so i told you. and why would it be so bad? we're going to have to buy them eventually anyway. dad: because if i get them tonight and you don't eat them until next week, they'll get stale. me: OH NO!!! i would simply DIE if my meringues were STALE! |