you know you're a loser when you find yourself lying to your cab driver about what you did last night and why you're not going out tonight to make yourself seem cooler.

i did go out last night, really! i did go to cove, and we did dance and hang out and have fun! i just didn't go out drinking afterwards, and i didn't get grounded for coming home at 1:00 AM, and that's not why i didn't go out again tonight, and just went to a friends house instead.

shut up! he was a cool cab driver, really cool, i swear!