Me 1:you know what would be cool? liposuction.
Me 2:what the fuck? you're not fat. and liposuction can be fucking dangerous. just because it worked for one girl doesn't mean it always works. did you see the girl who got those fluid filled bags on her legs? ew! plus, liposuction is totally for vanity purposes. there are no health benefits whatsoever. infact, there are health risks!
Me 1: so?